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    First of all i wanna say thank you, thats a super nice n sweet thing you did for me. I love u and if ur ever in town i give u permission to rub my tummy.

    2nd, lmaaaoooo


    So, @ 12pm today i get a panicked knock on my door from my mom. I walk into the kitchen where my mom dad and sister are huddled around this cubed package ( they didnt recognize the name so the opened it lmao)

    They see its just a cell phone and immediately panic thinking a cartel or someshit just sent us a burner phone expecting it to ring at any moment or some shit. I immediately go along with it knowing damn well what it is and watch for several minutes as my sister scrambles to find tape to tape the box back up and my pops grabs his keys to take it to the post office.

    (broke the news after a few minutes of grinning like a maniac)

    So i want to thank you for the entertainment you gave me today as well, youre my hero miami.

  • #2
    Re: @miami

    and yes i can still smell miamis gentle musk on the phone.. <tucks boner>

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    • #3
      Re: @miami

      did u immediately check the camera roll for undeleted dick pics

      smh if not

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      • #4
        Re: @miami

        MIAMIDAMEME
        Originally posted by I Hope You Die
        But yeah great job Tommy on this crafty text battle. If you had your own video game it would be called RhymeCraft. LOL! joking... Strategic bars.... That's something people gotta deal with.
        http://i.imgur.com/on9pHmh.png

        FREE KRAW

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        • #5
          Re: @miami

          what a glorious thread, I enjoyed reading this
          Originally posted by Neon Eriko
          we're like 5 wierdos from having a full season of reality tv here
          Originally posted by nick216
          Ill hit you with a powerful blast that will rip your stomach out of your ass

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          • #6
            Re: @miami

            Two phone chunce is back

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            • #7
              Re: @miami

              Damn ain't that something




              Chaunce has a sister?

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              • #8
                Re: @miami

                how did ur family react to you having a sugar daddy
                http://images.complex.com/complex/im...wr1sxarjsp.gif

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                • #9
                  Re: @miami

                  no need to worry guys its just so i can have phone sex with this older cuban fella
                  http://images.complex.com/complex/im...wr1sxarjsp.gif

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                  • #10
                    Re: @miami

                    they understand my needs

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                    • #11
                      Re: @miami

                      you need to get a job
                      http://images.complex.com/complex/im...wr1sxarjsp.gif

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                      • #12
                        Re: @miami

                        walked right into that one
                        http://images.complex.com/complex/im...wr1sxarjsp.gif

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                        • #13
                          Re: @miami

                          maybe miami would love u more if u stopped duckin cyphers

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                          • #14
                            Re: @miami

                            ya i went there..

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                            • #15
                              Re: @miami

                              Chunce ending off nations with the worst Avy to ever hit the O?

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