KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

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  • KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

    Kurbz









    *Clears throat....*

    K, you are B.S; stop misspelling my name.


    Yo.


    You’re staring into the eye’s of God in an Iowaska Vision
    I Got’ya Tripping…
    ...But beating Craig is just a side-op; it’s Not my Mission
    I’m only here to get beneath the surface,
    ...to wake up the great-scot & get the Monster Livin
    Try to keep your head above water like the Lochness Swimmin
    ...But, seeing as he sold the site for a Pot’ta Piss In…
    ...and Forgot the Lot of Hot Pasta’in It…
    ...I Knew’Dull Cheese would be the only Sauce he Lays’On Ya Dishes!
    ...Plus what’s Extra Bizarre
    ...is how he still thinks he’s Electrically Charged
    ...when he’s been Left in the Dark since Watts Existence!

    ...Lets go…



    I’ma eat your food & wash it down with Red Rum After
    Leave you sleeping in the dirt
    ...Watch those Bed Bugs Scatter…
    Fess Up or Get Snuffed
    ...Ya Text Sucks, Bastard...
    Keep acting like a soldier
    & GI’ll catch the AR;
    We gon’all C Craig Spun Backwards!

    Every event is the same bullshit
    ...Choppa & You; the Popular Two…
    No, I get it; Monopolize and Cop all the Views
    But thinking you’re really better than me?
    ...Ya Got me Confused...
    ...I’d check ya pockets, but dey’light now that’s Watts in ya Room…

    I gave you props for your cat-a-rack bar
    ...But that was just the Tail-End of the Storm…
    I’m leaving your box outside;
    ...Those aren’t Mail-Men at your Door...
    I hope you come correct
    ...But I know you Failed Prepping, Of Course…
    It’s a Waste of Attention
    So I’m Makin the Reference his Pasty Complexion;
    ...This champ’s a Pale Rep for the Sport…

    Salute me when you see me
    ...Do'ya Copy the Orders?...
    I'm tired of hearing about this Craig'nerd; Oxy to Porter
    ...Check my last battle...
    I don't know if you're a Swazi but did'ya Not'see the Torture?
    You're basically Crossing the Border in a Poncho that's Torn with a Nacho Embroidered...
    ...Long story short; we're Not in your Corner!

    You saw my name on the flyer?
    You Shouldn’t have Compete
    I’ma Hook’em in the Cheek like a Snook up in the Sea
    The #1 rank is mine;
    ...I Took it Cause its Free...
    But on the bright side
    You can use your silver medal next event to try’n put a Bullet in the Beast

    I give a fuck about a win or loss though; Hand me the L
    ...Take your Champion Belt, loop it & starting Hanging Yourself…

    Word!

    Quit spitting all that bullshit, Craig
    ...You sound Foreign’ta Me…
    You might be top 5 on the O
    ...But that’s still Four’unda Me…


    Criag


    Kurbz been workin all week on his best performance,
    Mad I ain't prepared and considered it less important,
    I don't give a fuck about this battle I barely check the forum,
    but I'll still have a 'blackout on Kurbz' like I was Edward Norton.
    I know for a fact in real life 'KurbeLockz' is nerdy and frail,
    the way he exploited that disabled chick disturbed me as well,
    If I was a piece of shit like him I'd probably murder myself,
    Don't need a Nintendo to say I'll be seein 'Kurby in hell' (inhale)
    He got no bodies in KW but swears his name belongs at the top,
    No Nessie believer - I ain't ever seen a monster in Lockz.
    After I find him his family gon have to gather in church,
    call me willyword the way I'll be pullin ratchets on Kurbz.
    18
    King kurbz
    33.33%
    6
    Craig
    66.67%
    12

    The poll is expired.


  • #2
    Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

    forum/norton - craig

    auto L

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    • #3
      Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

      Black out on curbs and kirby inhale were fuckin amazing

      It's 'ayahuasca' not iowaska...ffs... and kurbs bit that 'salute when you see me' from illmaculate

      Ionno it was pretty close

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      • #4
        Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

        Lmfaooooo @ "iowaska"

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        • #5
          Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

          I bit a common catch phrase?




          How bout I HAYABUSSSSSA YOU
          The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
          ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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          • #6
            Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

            Craig came correct though
            The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
            ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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            • #7
              Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

              Kurbz spazzed jeeeeeez

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              • #8
                Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

                The kurby inhale/in hell bar was actually delivered really well
                I've heard every Kirby bar imaginable but I even screw faced at that
                The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
                ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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                • #9
                  Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

                  but I'll still have a 'blackout on Kurbz' like I was Edward Norton.

                  too far
                  Originally posted by Justice
                  I get applauded for my taste in film.

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                  • #10
                    Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

                    Damn fuckin VILLAINOUS clash
                    Spark a woody gettin buzz like Lightyear

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                    • #11
                      Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

                      "Seeing as he sold the site for a Pot'ta Piss In...
                      ...But Forgot the Lot of Hot Pasta'in It
                      I knew'dull(noodle) cheese would be the only sauce he lays'on'ya(lasagna) dishes"

                      I wish I could've worded that better.
                      Fire battle though, I'd vote for Craig twice if I was y'all.
                      The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
                      ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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                      • #12
                        Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

                        Holy fuck at that Edward Norton bar

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                        • #13
                          Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

                          Blackout on kurbz
                          Blackout on curbs
                          Black out on curbs

                          My brane!

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                          • #14
                            Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

                            hellacious skirmish

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                            • #15
                              Re: KW Presents KOBK 1 Titile Match : King Kurbz vs Craig

                              didnt really want to vote for Craig but he won
                              Originally posted by Neon Eriko
                              we're like 5 wierdos from having a full season of reality tv here
                              Originally posted by nick216
                              Ill hit you with a powerful blast that will rip your stomach out of your ass

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