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    sup dawgs, just missed a sweet opportunity and wanted to share because i love yall and want you to learn from my mistakes.

    earlier today i got off work and stopped at winn dixie to get some chili sauce bc im making some meatball sauce tonight. it should cost $2 but winn dixie jews you and it was like 3.50 but they had a 2 for $5 so i had to do that one bc they didnt have any off brand chili sauce. anyway i go to the self checkout and i dont have a card which you need to get the 2 for $5 so i ask this real cute employee if theres a store one i can use. she said yea and goes to get it real friendly like. i think about asking for her # but im tired and look like shit and i just wanna go home. she comes back and scans the card and stands around for a min after i say thank you like she wants me to talk to her. i smile and nod awkwardly and she goes back to her post. as im leaving i look at her and shes watching me and smiles and says have a great day. i would likely be in her guts within a week or two had i talked to her

    contrarily, a few years back when i was a young bucc i was dating a girl under drinking age and i went into walmart to get her some fuzzy naples or some similarly manly shit. same situation, a qt cashier comes to check my id and says "big plans tonight?" i say " yea its a one man party but you can come" and i got her number and fucked her the next day.

    always be ready lads and never forget

    Originally posted by Justice
    I get applauded for my taste in film.

  • #2
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    Go back tomorrow you shitemongrel

    You know you can do it

    Get in those guts

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    • #3
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      srsly considering going back today, i live like 5 mins away. shes real pretty, maybe wifey material

      and dont call me names sir
      Originally posted by Justice
      I get applauded for my taste in film.

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      • #4
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        Nothing says "I wanna fuck that guy" like knowing he's eating chilli alone and is cheap enough to make you leave your post at work to find something that saves him 75 cents on his loner sauces
        The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
        ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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        • #5
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          Good luck
          The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
          ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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          • #6
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            yea everyone who buys groceries is a loser. pls project more uglet
            Originally posted by Justice
            I get applauded for my taste in film.

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            • #7
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              i try to help the o and this is the thanks i get??
              Originally posted by Justice
              I get applauded for my taste in film.

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              • #8
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                "Excuse me can you find the store card so I can save 2 quarters and a nickel"
                The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
                ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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                • #9
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                  And he had the nerve to call them Jews
                  The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
                  ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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                  • #10
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                    well gotdam we cant all be canadian millionaires with a triple digit net worth in usd. ive likely netted more from investments the past 6 months than you clear this year but pls dont reply itt again, we understand you wouldnt pick a dollar up off the sidewalk were you to see one
                    Originally posted by Justice
                    I get applauded for my taste in film.

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                    • #11
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                      Had to google wtf a Winn Dixie was.

                      In doing so i have learned-

                      In the 1991 film Fried Green Tomatoes, several scenes take place inside and outside a Winn-Dixie supermarket. This includes a scene where Kathy Bates's character, Evelyn Couch, rams her car into another car in the Winn-Dixie parking lot.




                      Originally posted by classick View Post
                      Re: KING KURBZ vs WAX


                      and
                      @Justice I fw u but u don't even be rhyming bro u sound like dot

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                      • #12
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                        pls tell me youve heard of piggly wiggly
                        Originally posted by Justice
                        I get applauded for my taste in film.

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by txtc View Post
                          well gotdam we cant all be canadian millionaires with a triple digit net worth in usd. ive likely netted more from investments the past 6 months than you clear this year but pls dont reply itt again, we understand you wouldnt pick a dollar up off the sidewalk were you to see one

                          Okay, Porter JR.
                          Keep talking about how balling you are whilst simultaneously telling us you fuck Walmart cashiers



                          Popcorn playaaaaa
                          The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
                          ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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                          • #14
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                            Watch out when tXt in town, ladies
                            The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
                            ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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                            • #15
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                              im not the one saying im too good to save a dollar when i can. and youre right, what kind of man talks to women when theres endless 2d waifus? you have the most asinine arguments ever, if youre gonna be a salty little bitch keep it to yourself dork
                              Originally posted by Justice
                              I get applauded for my taste in film.

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