sup dawgs, just missed a sweet opportunity and wanted to share because i love yall and want you to learn from my mistakes.
earlier today i got off work and stopped at winn dixie to get some chili sauce bc im making some meatball sauce tonight. it should cost $2 but winn dixie jews you and it was like 3.50 but they had a 2 for $5 so i had to do that one bc they didnt have any off brand chili sauce. anyway i go to the self checkout and i dont have a card which you need to get the 2 for $5 so i ask this real cute employee if theres a store one i can use. she said yea and goes to get it real friendly like. i think about asking for her # but im tired and look like shit and i just wanna go home. she comes back and scans the card and stands around for a min after i say thank you like she wants me to talk to her. i smile and nod awkwardly and she goes back to her post. as im leaving i look at her and shes watching me and smiles and says have a great day. i would likely be in her guts within a week or two had i talked to her
contrarily, a few years back when i was a young bucc i was dating a girl under drinking age and i went into walmart to get her some fuzzy naples or some similarly manly shit. same situation, a qt cashier comes to check my id and says "big plans tonight?" i say " yea its a one man party but you can come" and i got her number and fucked her the next day.
always be ready lads and never forget
earlier today i got off work and stopped at winn dixie to get some chili sauce bc im making some meatball sauce tonight. it should cost $2 but winn dixie jews you and it was like 3.50 but they had a 2 for $5 so i had to do that one bc they didnt have any off brand chili sauce. anyway i go to the self checkout and i dont have a card which you need to get the 2 for $5 so i ask this real cute employee if theres a store one i can use. she said yea and goes to get it real friendly like. i think about asking for her # but im tired and look like shit and i just wanna go home. she comes back and scans the card and stands around for a min after i say thank you like she wants me to talk to her. i smile and nod awkwardly and she goes back to her post. as im leaving i look at her and shes watching me and smiles and says have a great day. i would likely be in her guts within a week or two had i talked to her
contrarily, a few years back when i was a young bucc i was dating a girl under drinking age and i went into walmart to get her some fuzzy naples or some similarly manly shit. same situation, a qt cashier comes to check my id and says "big plans tonight?" i say " yea its a one man party but you can come" and i got her number and fucked her the next day.
always be ready lads and never forget
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