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    i always thot horoscopes and shit were stupid as fk but i been using ♋ cuz its faster to write than cancer and yes i am a cancer surprise surprise

    i have no idea how this shit works but apparently if u are born at time where thing changes u are a cuspie im on the cusp of oscillation apparently

    what r u guys nh

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    I always knew you were cancer.

    the way u complain when u cookin how u cant stir.

    Or how u ask permission to do things like "I can, sir?"

    but this is something you can't answer

    Which reindeer on santa's sled is prancer?

    You a dancer? well my queen is too so I'll advance her.

    You smell fucking rancid

    grow tf you man kid.

    shooting girls feet, that's candid.

    Slow it down, I said you shooting girls feet, that's what the can did.

    These dick slaps landed.

    Mix match fan dick.

    sit back, thats what ur man did.

    When we're not on the same paige, you'll get sad and mad dox'd.

    The way i videotape this BBC like brad maddox.

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    • #3
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      Famous people born on the Cancer-Leo cusp: Edgar Degas, Campbell Scott, Elizabeth McGovern, Carlos Santana, Natalie Wood, Kim Carnes, Ernest Hemingway, Robin Williams, Jon Lovitz, Josh Hartnett, Cat Stevens, Willem Dafoe, David Spade, Rufus Wainwright, Woody Harrelson, Slash, Amelia Earhart, Jennifer Lopez, Barry Bonds, Zelda Fitzgerald, Estelle Getty, Matt LeBlanc, Iman and Brad Renfro.

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      • #4
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        sagittarius
        http://images.complex.com/complex/im...wr1sxarjsp.gif

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        • #5
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          How to Attract the Sagittarius Man

          Sagittarius men are fun-loving people and eternal travelers, who are interested in religion, philosophy and the meaning of everything. The man born under the Sagittarius astrology sign loves adventures and sees all the possibilities in life. He wants to explore each and every one of them to determine where is the truth.
          Some of the best Sagittarius traits are his frankness, courage, and optimism. He is a restless wanderer, so the best you can do to keep his attention is to share in his quest, appreciate his wisdom and respect his opinions. Some of the negative Sagittarius characteristics include his carelessness and impatience. The Sagittarius man can also be tactless, superficial, and over-confident at times.
          He needs freedom and doesn't like clingy women. If you want to seduce him, you will have to learn when to hold on and when to let go. The Sagittarius man is a logical thinker and an enthusiastic listener, who will listen carefully to everything you have to say, before processing the information and coming to his own conclusions.

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Neon Eriko View Post
            sagittarius
            Originally posted by HEISTBVA
            ive never needed a pumpkin spice latte this much in my life

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            • #7
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              ironic how the same people born on cancer die off cancer


              neg me
              Originally posted by HEISTBVA
              ive never needed a pumpkin spice latte this much in my life

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              • #8
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                thank god they got off the cancer

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                • #9
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                  im curious about this cuz mine is shockingly accurate

                  Strengths: Loving, devoted, expressive, creative, cheerful, passionate.
                  Weaknesses: Self-absorbed, insensitive, dramatic, dependent, volatile.

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                  • #10
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                    All Virgos are God-Tier
                    I like modding because it gives me the illusion I have control.

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                    • #11
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                      I jjust read my horoscope and it said text battle champ
                      Originally posted by HEISTBVA
                      ive never needed a pumpkin spice latte this much in my life

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                      • #12
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                        did u show the whore a scope

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by Justice View Post
                          All Virgos are God-Tier
                          Virgo traits

                          Strengths: Loyal, analytical, kind, hardworking, practical
                          Weaknesses: Shyness, worry, overly critical of self and others, all work and no play

                          how is this godteir these are the people that annoy me the most

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                          • #14
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                            aka BORING

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Bat View Post
                              aka BORING
                              Self-absorbed, insensitive, dramatic, dependent, volatile.


                              Yeah these things are so dope...
                              I like modding because it gives me the illusion I have control.

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