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    please post/comment on what people will say a tree your death bed & why people think your a piece of shit
    Originally posted by HEISTBVA
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  • #2
    I aint gonna have a funeral I'm a just hang around.

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    • #3

      (Shown in a black title screen)

      "Freedom or jail, clip's inserted, a baby's being born
      Same time a man is murdered, the beginning and end"




      -Meanwhile at my funeral, a random nigga standing in a crowd of like 5 people, gets up and stands on a chair and proclaims out loud:

      "He came, he saw and he abruptly failed....he failed, more than a few times.... ok, innumerous fuckin' times ... but uh, i don't care what any of yawl say, Justice was ight "...


      (*Moon crickets in the audience*)


      ...appreciate all of you for having the patience of letting me get my shit off"


      -(People begin looking at him sideways, and then swiftly proceeds to disperse)


      -(Rain begins to gently pour down in The Cream City)


      -(Camera pulls back as Ocarina of Time title theme starts to play)


      -A women dressed in black, having her face obscured by a black vail is shown standing far away in the distance on a hill on the edges of the grave yard


      -She descends down the hill (Unbroken 10 min long take of the camera only focusing on the back of her as she slowly approaches the funereal, dolly zoom that hoe)


      -She leaves a rose and a sealed letter on the casket (The camera only shows her sensuous, yet mournful hand placing it)


      -She vanishes, almost as if she never actually existed and several minutes goes by


      -Bizarre & abrupt, bird droppings randomly begin to bombard The God's casket


      -The rain stops and a rainbow is shown in the distance


      -Fin
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      • #4
        "To be continued...in hell"

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