OTBVA & Keyboard Warriors Presents Summer Impact (full card and hype thread)

[Clarke Reloaded]

Fuck that its on
RAW where big breasted ass is at
I'll choke you until your vision go cataracts
You do studio voice over doubles for SPM
To your fat ass rapping over shit from ESPN
You fat ass bastard lose that weight
Even Fat Bastard telling you lose that cake
Everytime you walk, you Magneto except the only thing you move is food and cake
Tables start to move and shake
Justice is your gay partner hoe
Mad because yall aint start the show
You been a clown, tell me that aint start to show?
RAW bitch I know you aint talking hoe
We riding around looking, for two bozos
One big bitch but they're also two homos
Faggots getting caught outside together--

*phone rings while Miles stops the car, sees two pretty men walking*
Me: Hello? What room? 2-0-4?
Miles: There them dudes go, bro!

*drives down on them and pulls out the gun in a Boyz N Tha Hood Fashion and shoots RAW, then speeds off while Justice calls for help*

Heard sirens and I told my dude come home
Sadly, Miles doubled around the block just to shoot one mo fool, you know foes and you punk hoes

*witnesses sees Miles circles back around and pulls out the gun on an off guarded Justice who drops his phone, shots are heard and tires screech*

Dont try to run
Since you did, you lost you life by the gun

[Justice]

I really feel like you's a bitch. I already stated that, bitch. Stop acting like you need bifocals to see the truth, bitch. You keep duckin your comeuppance, but your reluctance lacks the substance. Get to work on your conjunctions before your fingertips fail to function, munchkin. I'd break you lyrically, and in the physical I'd actually knock a tooth out. Stop udderin random responses, before I'm stuck slaughterin' ya moo-cow. You's a simple fruit, clown, so I got a long nose for this fraud. Break through ya writers block to end this joker's facade. You shoulda just dropped out, said you couldn't make it. Admitted your too busy living life in ya uncle's basement. Tryin to find the right arrangements, to set up for your funeral - because you must be high on X, when I just see a Roman numeral.

[Clarke Reloaded]

"You fat ass bastard lose that weight
Even Fat Bastard telling you lose that cake
Everytime you walk, you Magneto except the only thing you move is food and cake
Tables start to move and shake"

[Bnas]

This shit would never be poppin now a days

[Bnas]

This sites so dead, trust I'm not even chirping, it's rather a let down the new layout and the lack of use out of literally nowhere