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Itchy fingers. Bought the PPV. Done with the first battle. Wess 2-1. Wess round 3 no debate.
I'm too free honestly. Writing his whole round down was fun but tedious. Really made me appreciate battle rap more though.
The first post is Jerry's round 2 with some fill in the blanks. Like some battle rap complete the bar game.
The second post is Jerry's round 2 in its entirety.
I will try to muster the effort to write down Jerry's round 3.
Jerry Wess Round 2
We got another Romeo home with his Juliet
It ain’t safe there
For shots go beyond their window break
I’m quoting S______
I told my bro
Let me borrow his gun
Take mines. Cuz his got some range
And he live up the block.
So we don’t gotta be on Wall Street for that s_____ e_______
I ain’t even take that serious.
The whole point is to see that he don’t slack
If he take too long to use a Mac
I’ll pull a tom out (timeout)
Then the s____ go b_____
What kind of challenge is he
Whatever problems I got, the gat answer
New Tec (tech). Kept it a secret for years.
I’m B_____ P_______ (Gotta see the match to really see the impact of Jerry’s performance here)
Your doll finna (dolphin) get her mouth blown off
What’s cold is she couldn’t see who bang her
She in the ER with her shit open (he gestures to the mouth)
Now the doctor sealin her face like a S_______ t______.
You be on LSD and meth
Trying to bang gothic chicks
Dumb high. Look like he be on shrooms,
And tell bitches don’t worry. I’m a f____ g____.
You ain’t got hands.
Watch out for that one-two, or lose with it.
Like it or not, he gonna have to try ta duck
Like a f___ c______
Back in the day I caught a few jerks
But realized it wasn’t the right thing.
On a dark night, I coulda got him (Gotham)
And niggas know I used to be r_____. Like N_________.
Now I was gonna do this for a favour
Until we discussed finances
Why Smack gonna stand there and stunt?
Ask him how much I’m getting
He say X amount.
Well according to his stock (gestures to X Factor)
That’s damn near nothing
You wanted this rack homie?
Acting like you helping me?
Son gotta be a fraud
How can he be a legend helping me
When we damn near b_____ of the c___
Old nigga after old nigga
Ok I gotta stop. This shit might go out of style.
Spoiler alert. Head Ice making his return.
In my minds Imma start writing for him now.
The newspaper read, man choked to death
But I doubt anybody cared for it.
He couldn’t breathe. Bad taste in music.
He didn’t have the ear (air) for it.
He a legend.
So why would I envy him? Never mind.
“Nah, spell it out.” (Jerry’s homie talking to him)
Word, cuz if I N V ‘im. Never mind.
I stop you dead in your tracks.
Take that L ho, floss it.
With 2 Rs on the side of X
R___________ c_________.
He from Detroit
But he aint like that
So tell me hows a nigga tough
Just because he been hitting the gym
Dun mean X a’ size a nigga up (WTF JERRY FUCK #&$$&#@@)$&$)
Don’t get it twisted bitch
Cuz I’m the calm type.
A nigga could be Suge size
And LeBron height
Brush me the wrong way homie
And it’s on sight.
I’ll even go crazy over a lil bump (Jerry acts like he got a quick kiss on the cheek from someone)
Like it’s p_____ n_______.
Shotgun to his chest
He aint getting up
Niggas think they fucking with the squad
They better step it up.
Two guns. Going for the overkill.
I ain’t lighten up.
First we pick up the pound.
Then the deuce waving. (Hard to get this without watching his performance)
Look like swat team when they setting up.
Stealth mode.
I shoot him while his back is turned.
His death is cold.
‘Ch Ch’ (Onomatopoeiac gun cocking sound)
He heard the burner but didn’t see the flame.
E_________ s______.
Never let a ho play me.
I get money.
I donno what this lie about.
Fuck bitches.
I’m in the club, turning hos down.
Like I put a fire out.
Shotgun. Blow you to pieces.
He had a bad game. Very clear.
Crime scene like a shot chart.
Zero for 30. X e_____________.
And the only way out of this is suicide.
Or get carved in two bruh.
Or I’ll make him cut hisself.
Like his b______ charging too much.
These semi-autos feel like mathematics.
Wait. Math-matics. It’s making sense.
I had to put X
Between a deuce and a trey.
Then gave him s___. (Best fucking math bar Ive heard)
His shawty booked the flight
She had to see me. You salty.
You had to be son.
Soon as your baby mother land
Im banging between her legs
A________ d_____.
This nigga set up shop in Detroit
I’m in there.
Waiting to send him to the next life.
Soon as he get in the trap, I let it go.
Like white people when they c______ m____.
Whoever with him getting robbed.
Shame I had to do another one sad.
Your father with you and your pops getting mugged
N_______ O___ Dad. (He acts it out. You know that mug u buy for ur dad for his bday?)
Your friends catch a shot by association.
When the sig drawn.
Yeah I walk it like I talk it.
And all your migos getting w_______ on.
I kick in your door.
More times than Franchise.
You know I’m shooting.
And if your family hide
I put something in their skulls for stupidness. (He’s running out of time and speaking fast. Unsure what he’s saying)
No niggas left in the house.
Still spazzing. I know I’m losing it.
Walk in the baby room
“Yeah kill X kid” (his friend says this)
Nah that’s overdoing it.
Headshot. The kid death.
Ask Pat. Nobody noticed y’all. (Sorry! I don’t understand what he’s saying!)
Told me to throw sigs at you. My team keep it a 100.
Like Golden Squad.
I’m tired of the hate. Like I can’t rap.
Fuck these lame bums.
Tell them I’m one of the greats.
And don’t be afraid to admit Wess
Like where you came from.
Y’all niggas must be on some kind yay (Kanye)
Thinking I would play with him
After this yall will never look at West the same
I’m m_______ the URL g_____ again.
Time!!
I'm too free honestly. Writing his whole round down was fun but tedious. Really made me appreciate battle rap more though.
The first post is Jerry's round 2 with some fill in the blanks. Like some battle rap complete the bar game.
The second post is Jerry's round 2 in its entirety.
I will try to muster the effort to write down Jerry's round 3.
Jerry Wess Round 2
We got another Romeo home with his Juliet
It ain’t safe there
For shots go beyond their window break
I’m quoting S______
I told my bro
Let me borrow his gun
Take mines. Cuz his got some range
And he live up the block.
So we don’t gotta be on Wall Street for that s_____ e_______
I ain’t even take that serious.
The whole point is to see that he don’t slack
If he take too long to use a Mac
I’ll pull a tom out (timeout)
Then the s____ go b_____
What kind of challenge is he
Whatever problems I got, the gat answer
New Tec (tech). Kept it a secret for years.
I’m B_____ P_______ (Gotta see the match to really see the impact of Jerry’s performance here)
Your doll finna (dolphin) get her mouth blown off
What’s cold is she couldn’t see who bang her
She in the ER with her shit open (he gestures to the mouth)
Now the doctor sealin her face like a S_______ t______.
You be on LSD and meth
Trying to bang gothic chicks
Dumb high. Look like he be on shrooms,
And tell bitches don’t worry. I’m a f____ g____.
You ain’t got hands.
Watch out for that one-two, or lose with it.
Like it or not, he gonna have to try ta duck
Like a f___ c______
Back in the day I caught a few jerks
But realized it wasn’t the right thing.
On a dark night, I coulda got him (Gotham)
And niggas know I used to be r_____. Like N_________.
Now I was gonna do this for a favour
Until we discussed finances
Why Smack gonna stand there and stunt?
Ask him how much I’m getting
He say X amount.
Well according to his stock (gestures to X Factor)
That’s damn near nothing
You wanted this rack homie?
Acting like you helping me?
Son gotta be a fraud
How can he be a legend helping me
When we damn near b_____ of the c___
Old nigga after old nigga
Ok I gotta stop. This shit might go out of style.
Spoiler alert. Head Ice making his return.
In my minds Imma start writing for him now.
The newspaper read, man choked to death
But I doubt anybody cared for it.
He couldn’t breathe. Bad taste in music.
He didn’t have the ear (air) for it.
He a legend.
So why would I envy him? Never mind.
“Nah, spell it out.” (Jerry’s homie talking to him)
Word, cuz if I N V ‘im. Never mind.
I stop you dead in your tracks.
Take that L ho, floss it.
With 2 Rs on the side of X
R___________ c_________.
He from Detroit
But he aint like that
So tell me hows a nigga tough
Just because he been hitting the gym
Dun mean X a’ size a nigga up (WTF JERRY FUCK #&$$&#@@)$&$)
Don’t get it twisted bitch
Cuz I’m the calm type.
A nigga could be Suge size
And LeBron height
Brush me the wrong way homie
And it’s on sight.
I’ll even go crazy over a lil bump (Jerry acts like he got a quick kiss on the cheek from someone)
Like it’s p_____ n_______.
Shotgun to his chest
He aint getting up
Niggas think they fucking with the squad
They better step it up.
Two guns. Going for the overkill.
I ain’t lighten up.
First we pick up the pound.
Then the deuce waving. (Hard to get this without watching his performance)
Look like swat team when they setting up.
Stealth mode.
I shoot him while his back is turned.
His death is cold.
‘Ch Ch’ (Onomatopoeiac gun cocking sound)
He heard the burner but didn’t see the flame.
E_________ s______.
Never let a ho play me.
I get money.
I donno what this lie about.
Fuck bitches.
I’m in the club, turning hos down.
Like I put a fire out.
Shotgun. Blow you to pieces.
He had a bad game. Very clear.
Crime scene like a shot chart.
Zero for 30. X e_____________.
And the only way out of this is suicide.
Or get carved in two bruh.
Or I’ll make him cut hisself.
Like his b______ charging too much.
These semi-autos feel like mathematics.
Wait. Math-matics. It’s making sense.
I had to put X
Between a deuce and a trey.
Then gave him s___. (Best fucking math bar Ive heard)
His shawty booked the flight
She had to see me. You salty.
You had to be son.
Soon as your baby mother land
Im banging between her legs
A________ d_____.
This nigga set up shop in Detroit
I’m in there.
Waiting to send him to the next life.
Soon as he get in the trap, I let it go.
Like white people when they c______ m____.
Whoever with him getting robbed.
Shame I had to do another one sad.
Your father with you and your pops getting mugged
N_______ O___ Dad. (He acts it out. You know that mug u buy for ur dad for his bday?)
Your friends catch a shot by association.
When the sig drawn.
Yeah I walk it like I talk it.
And all your migos getting w_______ on.
I kick in your door.
More times than Franchise.
You know I’m shooting.
And if your family hide
I put something in their skulls for stupidness. (He’s running out of time and speaking fast. Unsure what he’s saying)
No niggas left in the house.
Still spazzing. I know I’m losing it.
Walk in the baby room
“Yeah kill X kid” (his friend says this)
Nah that’s overdoing it.
Headshot. The kid death.
Ask Pat. Nobody noticed y’all. (Sorry! I don’t understand what he’s saying!)
Told me to throw sigs at you. My team keep it a 100.
Like Golden Squad.
I’m tired of the hate. Like I can’t rap.
Fuck these lame bums.
Tell them I’m one of the greats.
And don’t be afraid to admit Wess
Like where you came from.
Y’all niggas must be on some kind yay (Kanye)
Thinking I would play with him
After this yall will never look at West the same
I’m m_______ the URL g_____ again.
Time!!
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